Glad to have my shining knight in white armor to navigate through the treacherous waters of identity theft and the stealing of my phones and car keys.

Just took my knightly (sic) Zyprexa to ensure my fevered brain sleeps and restores itself. Am forever grateful to Payton at Georgetown Verizon for getting me a new iPhone which took many hours because of my difficulty with the theft.

“Stealing begets poverty karma” I read quoted.